As Fi Bows to Peer Pressure

I’m not kidding. They’re going to make a Disney movie called Gnomeo and Juliet. Two garden gnomes fall in love with each other, although their families are sworn enemies.

Miramax and Sir Elton John’s Rocket Pictures are producing this film, expected to be out for Christmas 2008. It will star Ewan McGregor as Gnomeo, Kate Winslet as Juliet, Judi Dench as Nurse and Greg Ellis as Tibault.

I don’t know whether to be excited or be scared.