Winter Olympics
Things one never expects to hear from an Olympic commentator:
“and they’re getting close to the finish now. Farquet [or something like that] is ahead. I have to say he has a very cool haircut, it’s kinda shaved and then flicked to the side. And he’s won.”
The man (who was snowboarding at the time) had a helmet on, which meant I never got to see his “very cool haircut”. I’m truly guttered to think that I will never see this haircut :oP